About The Stained Glasses

Welcome to The Stained Glasses. Unless you are super lame, you're going to find my site absolutely awesome. I've listed below sort of a "cheat sheet" to help you better understand our family dynamic.

I'm Jen. I used to take naps but that hasn't happened in a long time. I get excited about everything. People sometimes call me "hooker", and by people, I mean everyone but my mom. I like nice people with mean streaks and strangers with free steaks. I will always smile at you and hold doors open for you, but I will hesitate to tell you that you've got a little schmutz on your face. I prefer not look at your feet until I've known you for at least two hours.

This is my husband and soul-mate, Jeremy. He's awesome, he's funny, he's much better than me. In this picture, I'm pretty sure he's praying for patience because, well, he lives with me so he needs it. This man can fix anything with duct tape. He enjoys having a trophy-wife (5th place only), the outdoors, yelling at the television and being awake at 3:00 am, if for nothing else, than to bring me a glass of water.

This is Henry and I'm fairly confident that this photo is the only known documentation of him in what scientists consider a "resting state". Henry prefers to be called Sancho or Henners. He enjoys talking out of turn, running in circles and making marks on our walls. He has an adorable, curious nature about him. I believe this is why he constantly asks, "Mommy, what's wrong with your hair?"

Reese is the baby of the family. We've taken to calling her Fiki or Reesafee while Henry prefers to call her Stoptouchingme. When our princess isn't cleaning (honestly, she loves to clean), she turns her sights to smelling our feet, dressing us in lightweight jackets or aggressively feeding us crackers. Should you ever have occassion to visit the Steenky family it's best that you leave your shoes at the door, be prepared to eat your weight in Ritz, and oh yeah, bring a parka.